Driving down Main Street in the middle of downtown Hilliard. Driver honks. I ignore due to the fact that I have oncoming traffic on the left and parked cars on the right: nowhere to go even if I wanted to. Guy nearly pushes me into parked cars passing me. I slap car. Guy stops and gets out. Guy starts swinging at me. Later I call police and cross my fingers that they find him.

All this after a lady somehow managed to squeeze between me, riding in the center of the lane, and the curb today on the way home from work.